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Old 10-26-2006, 11:24 AM   #1
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1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?
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2. Why are men so happy?
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3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
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Old 10-26-2006, 11:18 PM   #3
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