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Old 06-06-2006, 12:16 PM   #1
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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply :

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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements.
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Old 06-07-2006, 04:42 PM   #2
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Old 06-08-2006, 09:56 AM   #3
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Old 06-08-2006, 02:35 PM   #4
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what is the extreme limit of stupidity?

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Old 06-13-2006, 10:28 AM   #5
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A man applied coconut oil on his body &
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:48 PM   #6
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1 STUPID QUESTION:

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Old 06-14-2006, 10:41 PM   #7
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Hi ronit ji thanx

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