1. What did Sardar say when he ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces?  |
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| 2. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? |
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| 3. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence? |
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| 4. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? |
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| 5. Who is he who has many publications to his credit? |
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| 6. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? |
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| 7. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? |
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| 8. What do you call a sardar running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand? |
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| 9. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? |
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| 10. What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? |
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| 11. Sardar who falls at people's feet: |
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| 12. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? |
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| 13. Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes? |
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| 14. What do you call a female sardars boyfriend? |
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| 15. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? |
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| 16. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? |
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| 17. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? |
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| 18. Why can't Sardar dial 911? |
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| 19. What did Sardar do when he was told to "Look at the dead bird"? |
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| 20. Why do recently so many surds get injured when they try to send a letter bomb? |
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