Funny Shayri - Part 5
Funny Shayri - Part 5 ha ha - FUNNY SHAYARI IN HINDI

 Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno

Mujhe sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno.

 URDU SHAYARI HINDI SHAYARI BOLLYWOOD SHAYARI INDIAN SHAYARI INDIA


Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

(Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.)

Hawa hi hawa hai.

 SHAYARI NO. 1


Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya

Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

 


Before Marriage

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

tajmahal banana chahata hoon

lekin mumtaz nahi milti

After Marriage

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

tajmahal banana chahata hoon

lekin mumtaz nahi marti.



Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita

Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita

Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta

wah wah wah wah wah



Ladki boli:

 Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

 Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

 Ladka bola :

 Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

 Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.



Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon

Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub

jaoon

Splash, Glug Glug, Splashhh!



Apple kat ta hoon knife se,

Paani peeta hoon pipe se,

Kya zamana aaa gaya,

Joote khata hoon wife se



Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?

So? What's the big deal?

  FUNNY SHAYARU FUN SHAYARI PYAARI SHAYARI LOVE SHAYARI PYAAR


Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,

Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya



Mard taange waala

Hoon main mard taaange wala

Mujhe teacher kya marega

Main to hoon principal ka saaala



Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon

Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon



Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........

5' 6" jiski height ho,

Jeans jiski tight ho,

Chehara jiska bright ho,

Umar 22 se 27 ho,

Aisi apni Wife ho.    

 LOVE SHAYARI DARD BHARI SHAYARI SHAAYAR SHAYAR CHUTKALE CHUTKLE


Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'

             Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen

Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga

             Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga



Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main

yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow


 

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