Ø If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
Ø If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
Ø If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
Ø If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.
Ø If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
Ø If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.
Ø If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
Ø If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
Ø If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
Ø If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
Ø If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't Love her;
Ø If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
Ø If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
Ø If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
Ø If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
Ø If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
Ø If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
Ø If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
Ø If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
Ø If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
Ø If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
Ø If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
Ø If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
Ø If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
Ø & sooo hard to please!!!!!
Ø If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......
Ø but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
Ø The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send
Ø it to boys also, gives them some laughter ...
Ø Words to remember for a while
Ø Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Ø The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of
Ø falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are
Ø on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.
Ø So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when
* in reality, they are amazing.
Ø That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right girl, the one
* who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...
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