The Problem With Girls
Ø If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;

Ø If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.

Ø If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;

Ø If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.

Ø If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;

Ø If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.

Ø If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;

Ø If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.

Ø If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;

Ø If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

Ø If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't Love her;

Ø If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.

Ø If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;

Ø If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.

Ø If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;

Ø If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.

Ø If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

Ø If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.

Ø If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;

Ø If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.

Ø If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;

Ø If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.

Ø If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;

Ø If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

Ø & sooo hard to please!!!!!

Ø If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......

Ø but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

Ø The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send

Ø it to boys also, gives them some laughter ...

Ø Words to remember for a while

Ø Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Ø The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of

Ø falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are

Ø on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.

Ø So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when

* in reality, they are amazing.

Ø That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right girl, the one

* who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...
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