Santa Singh once applied to Medical College. Listed below are the results of his entrance test. Needless to say he didn't make it...
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ANTIBODY: against everyone
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ARTERY: the study of fine paintings
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BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria 
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BENIGN: what you be after you be eight
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BOWEL: letters except Vowels(a ,e ,i ,o ,u)
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CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome
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CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing
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CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty
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CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her
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COMA: a punctuation mark
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CONGENITAL: friendly
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CORTIZONE: the local courthouse
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D & C: where Washington is
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DILATE: to live longer
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ENEMA: not a friend
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FIBRILLATE: to tell lies
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GENES: blue denim slacks (My favorite brand :Flying Machine)
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HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space
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IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known
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LABOR PAIN: hurt at work
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MINOR OPERATION: somebody else's
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ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move
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PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories
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PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go
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PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
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PROTEIN: in favor of young people
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RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula
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SECRETION: hiding anything
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TABLET: a small table
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TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport
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TIBIA: country in North Africa
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TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak
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TUMOR: an extra pair
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URINE: opposite of "you're out"
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VARICOSE: very close
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VEIN: conceited
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