HOW TO RECOGNIZE A SARDAR |
You should be sure the person is Santa Singh when he:
| Tries to drown a fish in water
| Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said "Airport left", he turns around and goes home
| Gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor
| Gets stabbed in a shoot-out
| Studies for a blood test and fails
| At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius"
| Thinks socialism means partying
| Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
| Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind
| Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead
| Sells the car for gas money 
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