Recognise Santa Singh
HOW TO RECOGNIZE A SARDAR  

You should be sure the person is Santa Singh when he:

Tries to drown a fish in water

Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said "Airport left", he turns around and goes home

Gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out

Studies for a blood test and fails

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius"

Thinks socialism means partying

Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it

Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead

Sells the car for gas money


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