Bihari Professor
The Bihari Professor  


The new lecturer (a Bihari) was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him. So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he didn't know how to put it in English.So he went near the guy and shouted "Follow me". The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and shouted "Don't follow me" and went inside the class.

Some other things about him  

Inside the Class:

  • Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in
  • Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half
  • Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
  • You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class...)
  • Both of you three, get out of the class
  • Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver
  • Take 5 cm wire of any length
About his family:

  • I have two daughters. Both of them are girls
At the playground:

  • All of you, stand in a straight circle
  • There is no wind in the balloon
To a boy, angrily:

  • I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
Giving out punishment:

  • You, rotate the ground four times
  • You, go and under stand the tree
  • You three of you, stand together separately
  • Why are you late - say YES or NO

 

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