This is a Filmi Style Reply letter to the earlier published
Filmi Style Love Letter
Beti
No1
Boht Burra Ghur
China Town
C 4 Chor District
Mr `Anari No. 1`
Thank
you for your love letter. However I feel `Hud Kurr De Aapne` for `Hum
Aapke Hai Kaun`? `Dil Chahta Hai` I should tell you I think you`re a
`Jaanwar`` and a `Shree 420`! I have to tell you I know your
`Mohabatein` are false.
Who gave you the right to think
you`re my `Sajaan` and I`m your `Chandini`. How dare you look at me you
`Coolie No1`! If you were here in front of me I`d hit you with my
chapple so hard your head will spin with these `Yaadein`.
You
said `Kuch Kuch Hota Hai` every time you think of me. But I know you
feel `Haseena Maan Jayegee` to every girl you see. `Ram Jaane` what
I`ll do to you if I catch you. If you have any `Khauf` you will feel
`Durr` from me.
You`re a `Kunwara` leading a `Rangeela`
lifestyle, with friends saying `Chal Merey Bhai`. Spending all your
nights on the `Sarak`. I`m sure the `Sholay` in your heart you say burn
for me. Is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking!
Describing
yourself as `Baadshah`, and `Himmutvar`, you sound like a `Jungli` to
me. You say you want to make me your `Biwi No1` however I say you lack
`Insaniyaat`! I can`t believe you think I`ll turn to you and say `Kaho
Na Pyar Hai`! I`d much rather kiss a `Bichoo` than go near you!
Any
of `Amer Akbar Anthony` would be better suited to me than you. `Dil
Wale Dhunyah Ley Jayengey` you said, but I say your `Dil to Pagal Hai`!
Don`t` you realise that `Andaz Upna Upna` and that their
can`t be no `Rishta` between us. We are like a `Mohra` in the game of
life. And it`s always `Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham`. The open `Fiza` with
its changing weather is testament to that.
So please
leave it as `Akeyle Hum Akeyle Tum`. Besides I`m already engaged to a
guy with `Roti Kapra or Makaan`. And he`s no `Khal Nayak` like you.
He`s my real `Hero`. My real `Jivan Saathi`. And with him I really know
`Yeah Raaste Hai Pyar Ka`. And there can be no space in my `Zindagi`
for anyone but him. You`ll only end up causing an `Aflatoon`, because
he`s a `Major Sahib` in the Army working on the `Border` and he`ll kill
you if he finds out.
So save yourself from becoming the foundations of a `Deewar` and leave me alone.
Yours Sincerely `Chandini`
`Ghar Wali Bhar Wali` | 
