MICROSOFT - Dil to Pagal Hai
A Microsoft version of the title song of "Dil To Pagal Hai"
 starring Bill Gates .
 
Turu ruttu tu turu ruttu turu.....
Bill to pagal hain
Bill Deewana hain
Ache bure softwares banvata hain yahi,
hasata he yahi, rulata hain,
usme phir 'bugs' dalta hain wohi,
aur solutions bhi nikalta hain,
Bill to pagal hain
Bill Deewana hain...
Iss Bill ki bato mein jo aate hain,
woto ollu ban jatte hain,
software to dusare bhi banate hain,
banake magar kho jate hain,
Hmmm Bill to pagal hain
Bill Deewana hain...
softwares ko main na pehechanungi,
microsoft ka logo bass mein dekhungi,
Bill jo kahega wohi manungi.
Bill to pagal hain
Bill Deewana hain...
Bill ka kehna hum sab maane,
Bill na kisi ki maane,
uski strategy jaan li hamne,
ek wohi na maane.
Bill to pagal hain
Bill Deewana hain...
Chodo ye Bill ki sab kahaniya,
'bugs' ki hain sab nishaniya,
programmers ki sari pareshaniya,
iss Bill ki hain ye meherbaniya.
Hmmm Bill to pagal hain
Bill Deewana hain...
 
Bonus joke
Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
 
Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
 
Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'
 
Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'
 
Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
 
Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'
 
Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it
 
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