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MICROSOFT - Dil to Pagal Hai |
A Microsoft version of the title song of "Dil To Pagal Hai"
starring Bill Gates . | | | Turu ruttu tu turu ruttu turu..... | Bill to pagal hain | Bill Deewana hain | Ache bure softwares banvata hain yahi, | hasata he yahi, rulata hain, | usme phir 'bugs' dalta hain wohi, | aur solutions bhi nikalta hain, | Bill to pagal hain | Bill Deewana hain... | Iss Bill ki bato mein jo aate hain, | woto ollu ban jatte hain, | software to dusare bhi banate hain, | banake magar kho jate hain, | Hmmm Bill to pagal hain | Bill Deewana hain... | softwares ko main na pehechanungi, | microsoft ka logo bass mein dekhungi, | Bill jo kahega wohi manungi. | Bill to pagal hain | Bill Deewana hain... | Bill ka kehna hum sab maane, | Bill na kisi ki maane, | uski strategy jaan li hamne, | ek wohi na maane. | Bill to pagal hain | Bill Deewana hain... | Chodo ye Bill ki sab kahaniya, | 'bugs' ki hain sab nishaniya, | programmers ki sari pareshaniya, | iss Bill ki hain ye meherbaniya. | Hmmm Bill to pagal hain | Bill Deewana hain... | | |
| Bonus joke | Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. | | | | Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?' | | | | Banta singh : 'Yes, I have' | | | | Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.' | | | | Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?' | | | | Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.' | | | | Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it | | |
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