Bollywood Stars Telephone Answering Machine
Bollywood Stars Telephone Answering Machine

  • Amitabh:
    • Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahle ush admi ko message de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; Jao pahle us admi ko message de kar aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; jao pahle ush aadmi ko message de kar aao jisne mere haath me yeh likh diya tha; uske baad, uske baad mere bhai tum jab chahoge tab mere machine mein message de dena.

  • Dharmendra:
    • Kutte Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ki doodh piya hai to message chod de, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga.

  • Ajit:
    • Sari duniya mujhe white lion ke naamse janti hai, jabtak tum messages chhodoge hum bharat se bahut dur ja chuke honge, Raabert helicopter chalu karo!

    • Smart move. Phone kiya aapne baaahot aaachha kiya. Aapka nam chod dijiye aur Mona apka phone louta degi! Hiron ki aawaj sunte hi record karna!

  • Shatru:
    • Jis haram-zade ne call kiya hain, mein us haram-zade ko zinda nahi chodunga, jaan se maar dunga


    • AAahoy! Ye Chenu ka answering machine hai! Seedhi taraha se message chhod de warna mai teri haddi pasli ek kardunga!


    • Apne Mangal ko phone kiya hai, koi phate hue tash ke tirpanve patte ko nahin! Nam chod dena ham patta khud jaan lenge!

  • Raj Kumar:
    • Jaani. Shisheke gharome rahane wale pathar nahi pheka karate.Tum pathar mat pheko message chodo. Hum jara jaldi me hai.


    • Jaani yeh answering machine koi bacchon ka khel nahi. Hum ko mita sake woh tumahre message mein dum nahi. Hum se hain ye machine, machine se hum nahi.

  • Pran:
    • PATHAN ki ansering message hum tereku bola message chod de warna hum pathan ka baccha tumara tangdi tod dega!

  • Prem Chopra:
    • Hum woh hain jo shishe ko patthar se katate hain. Aapke message ki iit ka jawab patthar se denge. By the way, bera Naam hai Prem, Prem Chopra

  • Kesto:
    • Ihhhiyaa ! Saale message Chhod! Nahi to Batli de!! Ihhhiyaa! Jaldi kar HICH ! Apun ko janeka hai Ihhhiyaa!! hick!

  • Asrani:
    • Adhe log 1 press karo, adhe log 2 press karo, baki message rakho. Hum angrezon ke zamane ke jailar hain hA HA. Message angrezi mein rakho.

  • Bindu:
    • Mera nam hai shabnam, pyar se log mujhe SHABBO kehate hai. Tumhara naam kya hai!

  • Mehmood:
    • Kya bola tu? Mereku kya bola tu? Seedhi tarah se message rakhaneko bola. Aur tum muh pe kuphal daal kai baithta kya.


    • Ayyo devi . Tum kitna khoobsoorat message chchodta ji. Am yakdam pagal O jata ji, Aiyo Wanga, Ider Aana, ayyo Binduuuuu..

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