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Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hihoti hai.
Mummyne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

• Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

• In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma sepyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh kochahta hoon,
tumhara shareer tio mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

• Santa & Banta were going with their friend on onescooter & atraffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkulbhi jagah nahin hai

• Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy,
so I bought 3movie ticketsJeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u n ur parents

• Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place isopen

• Museum Administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

• Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyonghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am

• A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khediye.
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aaya.

• Banta: I’ve discovered the origin of the wordGood-Bye
Santa: Oh, yeah? What’s it? Banta: Many years ago,some husband saidto his wife,
‘I’m leaving u!’ & the wife said: Good!Bye!
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head.
Is he crying?

• In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

• Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the wholenight.
He gotirritated. .. drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sabmaroge!

• Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

• Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.

• Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver nesheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

• Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai…?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

• Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
India Radio!

• Banta: U looked troubled, what’s ur problem?
Santa: I’m going to b a father
Banta: But, that’s wonderful
Santa: What’s wonderful! My wife doesn’t know about it yet