Funny Shayaris

Exclusive Funny Shayaris Collection:

1) Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho , kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho….. :D

2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,

KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,

chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai…. “simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

5) Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!

6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhodna mat.

7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

8) Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo…

9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.

10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi
hai.