Customer  : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter    : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer  : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter    : That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.



 A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”

The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?”


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