Duniya ke sabse chhote jokes (smallest jokes) :

1)do aurte chup-chap baithi hai

2)ek budhi bachpan me mar gayi

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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you  about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I  don ‘ t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?     
Student: There  is no future in  it.
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Teacher:   Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would  your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don ‘ t know  maths.
Ted: You don ‘ t know my  father!
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