1) Girl - tumne mujme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujse pyar ho gaya ? Boy - darling abhi kuch dekha nahi dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha Hun.

2) Q: What sort of Women wear Revealing Clothes ??

Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men.

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Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

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Duniya ke sabse chhote jokes (smallest jokes) :

1)do aurte chup-chap baithi hai

2)ek budhi bachpan me mar gayi

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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you  about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I  don ‘ t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?     
Student: There  is no future in  it.
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Teacher:   Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would  your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don ‘ t know  maths.
Ted: You don ‘ t know my  father!
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Teacher –  Tumne aur tumhare bhai ne jo dog pe essay likha tha wo bilkul same tha .

kya tum logon ne cheating ki hai ?

Student –  No sir , hum logon ne ek hi kutte par essay likha hai 

 Ek chor ek aadmi ka mobile le ke bhag gaya .

 Us aadmi ne kaha –” bhag le beta bhag le

…………… charger to mere pas hi hai .

Teacher — Aaj tum school late kyon aye ?

Student –  because of the sign

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Customer –  If I post this letter tonight will it get to Delhi in two days time ?

Postmaster –  yes sir , it definitely will .

Customer –  I bet you won’ t .

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Yes this works :

1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or sexy.

2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it is just for a second.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead.

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After being thrown out from world cup, now the Indian crticket Team can only say :

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