Just wanted to say that you are :

See this animation:

Never cross railway tracks like these people are doing.. See how this lady was saved.. a second delay would have taken her life:

Barbie Girl Video:

Teacher –  Tumne aur tumhare bhai ne jo dog pe essay likha tha wo bilkul same tha .

kya tum logon ne cheating ki hai ?

Student –  No sir , hum logon ne ek hi kutte par essay likha hai 

 Ek chor ek aadmi ka mobile le ke bhag gaya .

 Us aadmi ne kaha –” bhag le beta bhag le

…………… charger to mere pas hi hai .

Teacher — Aaj tum school late kyon aye ?

Student –  because of the sign

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Customer –  If I post this letter tonight will it get to Delhi in two days time ?

Postmaster –  yes sir , it definitely will .

Customer –  I bet you won’ t .

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Shaka laka boom boom :

These are Girls Profiles taken from shaadi.com..

Here they go:

- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any

one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education

but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart…

when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks

yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

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