Today’s T.V schedule:

As per current Performance of India the schedule of India ’s next four matches :

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Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hihoti hai.
Mummyne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

• Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour.

So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.
So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid.

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Because you’re so special,
I’ve got something really important to give you…

You’re always there for me
You’ve even held my hand

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Chances are that India might qualify to super 8’s

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See this lovely Bankok Restaurent :

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Exclusive Funny Shayaris Collection:

1) Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho , kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho…..

2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

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Some cool Funny SMS Shayari for you people :

1) Difference between wife & saali? Saali pension Wife tension, Saali yummy Wife vehmi, Saali cool Wife fool, Saali fresh cake,Wife earth quake

2) SANTA comes to school with 1 black and 1 white shoe.
Teacher - Go home and change.
SANTA- sir, ghar me bhi ek black aur white hi hai.

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